Liam
-vers
-5'6"
-mid-late twenties
-dumb, kind, musky, quick to emotion of any kind
-jealous of tall people and will get mad/flustered at height-based teasing
-adopted by Dirk
-somehow a scholar dont ask me how that works i dont know
-dont be mean to him or his father will show up at your window at 3am with rocks
Soren
-bottom (derogatory)
-8'3"
-mid-late twenties
-book smart (nerd)
-bitch
-i dont want to say tsundere but,,,,, yeah
-currently having a plan fail in a slapstick team rocket fashion
-usually wears that one crown of horns not because they just look nice but because hes a huge larper
-princess
-bitch
Dirk
-vers
-9'0"
-like 50-something
-golden retreiver personality
-liams adoptive father (dilf alert !)
-mercenary
-objectively my cutest character if you insult him i will cry and he probably will too
-very proud dad
-probably scrapbooks
-embarrassing
Seth
-vers top
-9'6"
-my BG3 dark urge (redeemed but the horrors ! they're horrorble)
-neutral good
-the horniest one of the bunch
-moderator of r/IWantToFuckHalsin
-Musky capital M
-wizard in gameplay but really more of a sorcerer
-please do not anger him